Have you ever missed out on half of your trip around Scandinavia because your head was stuck between your knees?
Have you ever made a fool of yourself by throwing up out your friend's car window?
Do you want to punch the director of every movie that has a spinning scene? (there are other ways to show the passing time!)
Do you ever have to take breaks while doing household chores to sit and shake off the nausea?
Have you given up on ever being able to decorate or watch someone decorate the Christmas tree again?
Has the motion sickness from doing twenty measly morning sit-ups ever put you out for the entire morning and afternoon?
If not, then stop right now and offer thanksgivings for your blessed life. On the other hand, if you suffer through any of these experiences, come commiserate with me.
I should probably see a doctor about this.
