Monday, November 30, 2009

Public Announcement

I am of the firm belief that many of today's styles make girls look stumpy. I see it on blogs, online clothing stores, and in public everywhere, and I have a great fear for society because of it. Please, whatever you do, avoid the stumpiness.
this message brought to you by shirley elizabeth

5 comments:

Devin & Ruthann said...

Post a pic of an example of "stumpy-ness"

Connie said...

I'm probably guilty of that although I don't know what styles you're thinking of.

I'm not gonna lie, this post was a bit of a let down. I was hoping to hear you were prego or that you won the lottery (not that you play or anything). heh heh totally kidding

shirley elizabeth said...

I am afraid I cannot do that. The only possible way for that to happen without directly offending whosever pictures I use is for me to dress stumpily and take pictures of myself, but it's very likely that I would then offend myself. There's just no getting around it.

shirley elizabeth said...

Sorry I'm not pregnant. But I'll let you know when I am. And it would probably be personally. Internet disclosures can tend to be nasty business.

And don't feel guilty. Many of the true offenders are those whose dress clashes with what would actually look good on their body, making them look stumpy.

heidi said...

for the record. i completely agree.